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Exciting news, ladies and gents! Not only am I living with a law student, I am also living with a bona fide celebrity! Many of you know Scott, until now famous for operating an illegal speakeasy in his home and drinking the wounded soldiers left at a party after the kegs were kicked. This week, the illustrious young gent moves beyond the realm of stupid party tricks into a slightly more glamorous field: second-rate network television!

On a business trip to California, Scott was duped by the wily bastards at Candid Camera. While checking out from his hotel, he was asked if he'd like to purchase a video of his stay recorded by twenty hidden cameras in his hotel room. While Scott claims that he was skeptical of this wacky premise, his reaction apparently inspired enough hilarity for the producers to include him in an upcoming show. As a bonus, he was also paid a whopping $20 for lending his sassy likeness to the show. Tune in October 12 at 7pm EST (6pm CT) on the PAX network to see Scott's first foray into acting. I've taken the liberty of drafting a bio for the man:

Scott Sanderson, Confused Guy #5 Tonight's performance of Candid Camera represents Scott's exciting television debut! A child of the wilderness, Scott has also appeared in such sultry productions as Calculus Workshop (Tutor), ATI Technologies (Engineer), and Water Polo: Excuse to Wear a Speedo (Scantily Clad Boy #2). Scott would like to thank the many people who have helped him along the way: Jerry Falwell, Jennifer "J-Lo" Lopez, South Park's Jesus Christ, and most importantly, his sexy, intelligent, talented, modest girlfriend Tara. Wahnsinn!
- posted by Trudes @ 11:36 AM